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8 years old and still proud now

Me:  hey mommy i like boys and girls.
Mom:  oh sweety its ok its just a faze  (10yeasrlater)
Me:  hey mom im going out later with Daniel.
Mom:  ok sweety just bring a condom and if your going to that party don't let that girl steviey touch you i know she'll be there.
Me:  mom come on u know i like her tittys. * winks*  Mom okay but please make sure Daniel cums to.
Me:  *walkes out the do door smiling*


donttouchmynewtonballs:

when you’re in a really bad mood and someone tries to cheer you up

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